
On
Friday, Grandpa Joe held what his campaign billed as a “virtual town hall” in
Illinois. In my colleague Kyle Olson’s must-read reporting on the event, you
will discover the whole thing was a fiasco, like something out of a sitcom.
Guests appeared and then disappeared. The sound was garbled. People were
introduced, followed by an awkward pause when they didn’t appear. Babies cried…
“Biden
seemed to be reading from a teleprompter, but the broadcast suffered from
severe tech issues, as Biden’s words were caught in a feedback loop, muddying
the whole presentation and making the candidate nearly indecipherable,” Olson
reported.
After
starting two hours late, the fiasco lasted about 45 minutes. For my money,
this clip from The Honeymooners,
where Ralph and Ed attempt to do a live television commercial, is the funniest thing ever captured on film. Sounds like Grandpa Joe just took that crown.
this clip from The Honeymooners,
where Ralph and Ed attempt to do a live television commercial, is the funniest thing ever captured on film. Sounds like Grandpa Joe just took that crown.
Technical
difficulties, however, are technical difficulties. That doesn’t mean those
technical difficulties are not newsworthy. After all, we are talking about a
major presidential campaign, about the competency, or lack thereof, of the
people hand-picked by Biden to run his campaign. So it is a bit disconcerting
that Joe and his staffers were unable to put on the equivalent of a video
podcast, something millions of everyday Americans are able to do every day in
their basements without a hitch.
But
what about Joe’s performance?
How
did the 985-yead-old Democrat frontrunner do?
The
media tell us that any criticism of Grandpa Joe’s mental acuity is a hoax, is
fake news, is a desperate and desperately unfair personal attack…
And
then this happens:
“Even
I can’t do that for another two years — another year, between now and November
… … … or actually, January … …. …. …. …. …. But to be covered.”
For
the Biden-challenged, allow me to lay this out as simply as possible. The date
of the livestream was March 13, 2020. The presidential election will take place
in November of 2020. The next president will be sworn in in January of 2021…
Did
you get that?
Would
you like me to type it again slower?
“Even
I can’t do that for another two years.” No. There are only ten months between
now and the next inauguration.
“…another
year, between now and November.” No. There are only eight months between now
and November.
“…or
actually January.” Why don’t we warm you up some oatmeal and see who’s
guest-starring on Matlock with that nice Andy Griffith today?
And
then Joe shuffles off to watch Matlock while rambling on about estuaries and
international species.
Are
Democrats and the media (but I repeat myself) really going to do this? Do they
really think they can hide this guy for the next eight months? Do they really
think they can scream hoax every time his feeble mind and body appear feeble
for the next eight months?
Watch this…
And this is not a video sent back to us from the future. This is not video sent to us from President Biden’s last day in office in January of 2029 when he’s 87-years-old. This video was taken Tuesday:
And this is not a video sent back to us from the future. This is not video sent to us from President Biden’s last day in office in January of 2029 when he’s 87-years-old. This video was taken Tuesday:
Early
on, he’s self consciously trying not to shuffle, he has that waxy look on his
face, and then he almost falls over.
Are
Democrats really going to do this?
And
here’s video of Grandpa Joe screaming that someone’s “full of shit” about
something called an “AR-14.”
Honestly,
outside of a nursing home when the power goes out during Wheel of Fortune, I’ve
never seen anything like this…
But…
Don’t
believe your lying eyes.
Do
believe your elite betters…
Don’t
you understand? There’s a conspiracy afoot to get Joe to yell and shuffle and
forget the year and meander and walk off camera…
Even
though Democrat presidential candidates like Cory Booker, Julian Castro, and
Tim Ryan were the first to express concerns about Biden’s mental acuity, it’s
all a Trumpian plot!
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