He Calls It The Five Bux Bucket!
Eat Like A Pig For Five BUX!
Who Can Resist That?
Pick Up A Bucket Today!
But Wait! There's More!
Hold On A Minute!
Jerry Just Upped The Ante!
Now Buy 2 Buckets For
5 Bux Each & Get 1 Free
That's 3 Buckets For 10 Bux
Here's What Jerry Has To Say!
"When I'm Stuck At Work Late 3 Buckets Makes
A Great Dinner, So I Wanna Share That With You"
Also If You Mention The Words
"Big Jerry"
You Get A Free Personal Size 2 Liter Soda Of Your Choice!
Vat A Deal!
And Here's A Personal Note From Jerry,
I Would Personally Like To
Thank You For Your Patronage.
Without This Extra Income It Would Be Hard
For Me To Get Along On The Measly Salary Of
$1,302,039
I Receive From the Federal Government!
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