Real Men Of Genius Collection

Let’s start 

with some 

of 

my 

personal favorites:

		MR. MAIL ORDER BRIDE ORDERER
		MR. EGGNOG INVENTOR
		MR. HUMUNGOUS PUMPKIN GROWER GUY
		MR. MINIATURE TRIAN MODELER
		MR. GANGSTA RAPPER POSSE MEMBER
		MR. AFTER HALLOWEEN COSTUME SHOP SALESMAN
		MR. PRO FOOTBALL COACH CORD CARRIER
		MR. DISCOUNT AIRLINE PILOT GUY
		MR. MOPED SOOPER-UPPER
		MR. BASEBALL DESIGNATED HITTER
		MR. AIRPORT BAGGAGE HANDLER
		MR. AIRLINE MEAL CHEF
		MR. KING OF THE KARAOKE MIC
		MR. DEPT STORE MANNEQUIN DRESSER UPPER
		MR. SUPERMARKET PRODUCE PUTTER OUTER
		MR. 80 SPF SUNBLOCK WEARER
		MR. BACKYARD BUG ZAPPER INVENTOR
		MR. GASOLINE BBQ STARTER
		MR. PARANOID OF THE OCEAN GUY
		MR. JEAN SHORTS INVENTOR
		MR. CEREMONIAL FIRST PITCH THROWER-OUTER
		MR. OVER-ZEALOUS FOUL BALL CATCHER
		MR. KISS ME I'M IRISH PIN WEARER
		MR. MAJOR HIGHWAY LINE PAINTER
		MR. BASKETBALL COURT SWEAT WIPER UPPER
		MR. PET TOY DESIGNER
		MR. TINY DOG CLOTHING MANUFACTURER
		MR. HOT STOCK TIP GIVER OUTER
		MR. MULTI-COLORED SWEATER WEARER
		MR. HOMEMADE PONTOON BOAT MAKER
		MR. CARGO PANTS DESIGNER
		MR. GIANT POCKETKNIFE INVENTOR
		MR. REALLY BIG PET SNAKE OWNER
		MR. OVER THE TOP CARB COUNTER
		MR. PRO WRESTLING WARDROBE DESIGNER
		MR. JELLY DONUT FILLER
		MR. UNDERWEAR INSPECTOR #12
		MR. WRECKING BALL OPERATOR
		MR. PICKLED PIG'S FEET EATER
		MR. BUMPER STICKER WRITER
		MR. FOOTLONG HOTDOG INVENTOR
		MR. MALE FOOTBALL CHEERLEADER
		MR. DRIVING RANGE BALL PICKER UPPER
		MR. CHINESE FOOD DELIVERY GUY
		MR. BOWLING SHOE GIVER OUTTER
		MR. OUTSIDE THE STADIUM PEANUT SELLER
		MR. GIANT FOAM FINGER MAKER
		MR. PARKING ATTENDANT FLASHLIGHT WAVER
		MR. REALLY BAD TOUPEE WEARER
		MR. SUPERMARKET DELI MEAT SLICER
		MR. BASS PLAQUE MAKER
		MR. FORTUNE COOKIE FORTUNE WRITER
		MR. HORSE DRAWN CARRIAGE DRIVER
		MR. EDIBLE UNDERWEAR MAKER
		MR. MALE FUR COAT WEARER
		MR. CAMOUFLAGE SUIT MAKER
		MR. PIT CREW WATER BOTTLE SQUIRTER
		MR. ALL YOU CAN EAT BUFFET INVENTOR
		MR. SUPERMARKET FREE SAMPLE GUY
		MR. NUDIST COLONY ACTIVITY COORDINATOR
		MR. RESTROOM TOILET PAPER REFILLER
		MR. WEDDING BAND GUITAR PLAYER
		MR. GARDEN GNOME MAKER
		MR. PUTT-PUTT GOLF COURSE DESIGNER
		MR. ATHLETIC GROIN PROTECTOR INVENTOR
		MR. HAWAIIAN SHIRT PATTERN DESIGNER
		MR. BEACH METAL DETECTOR GUY
		MR. INSPIRATIONAL POSTER WRITER
		MR. MAJOR LEAGUE INFIELD RAKER
		MR. LOSING LOCKER ROOM REPORTER
		MR. GIANT TACO SALAD INVENTOR
		MR. FAKE TATTOO INVENTOR
		MR. TINY THONG BIKINI WEARER
		MR. GOLF BALL WASHER INVENTOR
		MR. BOOMBOX CARRYING ROLLERSKATER
		MR. CENTERFOLD RETOUCHER
		MR. GIANT PINK INFLATABLE GORILLA MAKER
		MR. HANDLEBAR MUSTACHE WEARER
		MR. HOLLYWOOD PLASTIC SURGEON
		MR. USED CAR LOT AUTO SALESMAN
		MR. PROFESSIONAL FIGURE SKATER
		MR. SILENT KILLER GAS PASSER
		MR. SOUVENIR SNOW GLOBE MAKER
		MR. SPORTS FAN FACE PAINTER
		MR. PROFESSIONAL MOVIE EXTRA GUY
		MR. COMPANY COMPUTER GUY
		MR. CRUISE SHIP ENTERTAINER
		MR. DISCOUNT SUIT SALESMAN
		MR. DISHONEST CABLE TV HOOKER UPPER
		MR. FANCY COFFEE SHOP COFFEE POURER
		MR. MOVIE THEATER TICKET RIPPER UPPER
		MR. PARADE FLOAT DRIVER
		MR. PRO SPORTS HECKLER GUY
		MR. PUSH UP BRA INVENTOR
		MR. REALLY REALLY REALLY BAD DANCER
		MR. REALLY STINKY BREATH BREATHER OUTER
		MR. TUXEDO SHOP TUX RENTER
		MR. WAY TOO MUCH COLOGNE WEARER
		MR. NEXT DAY CARPET INSTALLER
		MR. FURNITURE ASSEMBLY MANUAL WRITER
		MR. BATHROOM STALL DIRTY JOKE WRITER
		MR. GROCERY STORE CART WRANGLER