A young woman who submitted the tech support message below
(about her relationship with her husband) presumably did it as a joke.
Then she got a reply which was way too good to keep to herself.
The tech support people's love advice was hilarious and genius!
THE QUERY
Dear Tech Support,
Last
year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a
distinct slowdown in overall system performance, particularly in the
flower and jewelry apps, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
In
addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled some of my other apps, such
as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed
undesirable apps such as: NBA 5.0, NFL 3.0 and Golf Clubs 4.1.
Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and House cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.
Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail. What can I do?
Signed, Desperate.
THE RESPONSE --------------
Dear Desperate,
First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.
Please enter command: Ithoughtyoulovedme.HTML and try to download Tears 6.2. Also install the Guilt 3.0 update.
If that app works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
However,
remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to
default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0, or Beer 6.1. Please note
that Beer 6.1 will download the Farting and Snoring Loudly Beta version.
Whatever
you do, DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Mother-In-Law 1.0 as
it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of
all your system resources.
In addition, please, do not attempt to re-install Boyfriend 5.0. That will crash Husband 1.0.
Husband 1.0 is a functional app, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn other new applications quickly.
You might consider buying additional apps to improve memory and performance.
Try Cooking 3.0.
Good Luck!! Tech Support.
No comments:
Post a Comment