Wednesday, December 13, 2017

Three pilots died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates.

'In honor of this holy season' Saint Peter said, 'You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven.'

The Air Force pilot

fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter..
He flicked it on. 'It's a candle', he said.

'It did make light; you may pass through the pearly gates' Saint Peter said

The Army pilot

reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, 'They're bells.'
Saint Peter said, 'they had a ring to them, you may pass through the pearly gates'.

The Navy aviator

started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties..
St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, 'And just what do those symbolize?'

He replied, 'These are Carols’.


 And So  
The Christmas Season Begins


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