Friday, February 22, 2019

The Worlds Shortest Books!

Here Is A List Of The 
Worlds Shortest Books, 
But With The Current State Of 
Politics And With All The New 
Dopes Recently Elected To Congress 
It Is Expected To Grow Rapidly!

World's Shortest Books  

MY BLACK GIRLFRIENDS 
By Tiger Woods
     


THINGS I LOVE ABOUT MY COUNTRY   
By Jane Fonda
   
& Michelle Obama
   
Illustrated by Michael Moore
 
Foreword by George Soros
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MY CHRISTIAN ACCOMPLISHMENTS   
& HOW I HELPED AFTER KATRINA
 
By "The Rev Jesse Jackson"
& "The Rev Al Sharpton"
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THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL
   
By Hillary Clinton
   
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Sequel: THINGS I LOVE ABOUT HILLARY
   
By Bill Clinton
   
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THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD   
By Bill Gates
   
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THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY
   
By Dennis Rodman
   
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THINGS WE KNOW TO BE TRUE  
By Al Gore & John Kerry
   
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HOW TO LIVE LIFE TO THE FULLEST
   
By Dr. J
 ack Kevorkian   
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TO ALL THE MEN WE HAVE LOVED BEFORE   
By Ellen de Generes & Rosie O'Donnell
 
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GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE   
By Mike Tyson
   
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THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY

  
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MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS
 
By O. J. Simpson 
  
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HOW TO DRINK & DRIVE SAFELY
   
By Ted Kennedy
 
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MY BOOK ON MORALS   
By Bill Clinton
   
With introduction by
   
The Rev. Jesse Jackson
   
and foreword by
   
Tiger Woods with John Edwards
 
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HOW TO WIN A SUPER BOWL
   
BY THE MINNESOTA VIKINGS
 
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AND, JUST ADDED: 
My Complete Knowledge of Military Strategy
   
By Nancy Pelosi
   
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And the shortest book of all....
 

THINGS I DID TO DESERVE THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE
   
By Barack Obama




 

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