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Saturday, August 6, 2016

Take Me Out To The Ball Game



Smole Family Thought Grandfather Might Enjoy Watching Worst Little League Game Imaginable

Dallas,TX.—Saying it would be a great opportunity for some sunshine and fresh air, members of the Ralph Smole family reportedly came to the conclusion Friday that their grandfather,
Benjamin Smole, might enjoy going outside and watching the worst Little League baseball game imaginable. “We just thought he’d get a kick out of seeing six innings of the most god-awful baseball ever played,” said daughter-in-law Danielle Smole, adding that the 83-year-old would probably love viewing a bunch of uncoordinated second-graders repeatedly screw up routine throws to first base. “Grandpa doesn’t get out of the nursing home very often, so we felt it would be nice for him to watch two completely shitty teams fail to hit a ball out of the infield and score zero runs. Plus, he finally gets a chance to see his grandson completely embarrass himself for an hour at shortstop.” Smole told reporters her children would also enjoy spending time with their unresponsive, decrepit grandfather.